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Exdraghunt Wingwolf
United States
Current Residence: Seattle
Favourite genre of music: Classic Rock
Favourite style of art: Realism, Anthro
MP3 player of choice: My I-pod Classic
Favourite cartoon character: Starscream
Personal Quote: "If your ever gonna stand on it, stand on it now. The longer you wait, the slower you get"
So, today was eventful. As some may know, I held a movie marathon Saturday night in my dorm building down in Seattle. It was sweet, each movie being even more WTF than the last. We got to bed WAY too late, and woke up way to early. x.x

Anyway. Even   koohiimonsutaa came down from Canada to party, though we had to drive Koohii back today. That's were it got fun.   forceuser was behind the wheel of the great Wagon, with Koohii up front, me in the back, and my roommate Melody next to me. Now, me and Melody don't have passports, but we figure, hey, we'll just get up to the truck border crossing, and Koohii can get out and walk across to be picked up on the other side.

We bebop our way north (Classic Rock on the Radio, heck YES), past Everett and Ferndale and all those great places. The wait at the border is super long, so we're all laughing about how we won't have to sit in Traffic. Then we look up at the line of cars in front of us and realize we can see the Peace Arch. OH. CRUD.

There isn't anyway to turn around when you cross at the Peach Arch, you're pretty much forced to go across the border into Canada. Which spells pretty bad news for me and Melody. We freak out in the car for about ten minutes, then wave over a border worker to ask him frantically how we can turn around. (WE'RE DUMB AMERICANS. WE DON'T WANT TO GO ACROSS THE BORDER. WE GOT LOOOOOST D:) He tells us there's a turnaround up ahead we can use before the customs booths.

We take it, of course, then realize that the turnaround is on the other side of the American customs booths. Everyone knows that the problem isn't getting into Canada, the problem is getting back out through the American Customs booths. Which we now have to go through.


We get up the booth, deciding we're going to play it like stupid Americans. (which we are. . . except Koohii.) Give the man at the booth our IDs ( a passport, an Enhanced Canadian ID, a New Mexico ID from Melody, and a Washington State Driver's License from me. Yeah, guess which one's aren't accepted at the border.)

We frantically explain to the booth man that we got lost, that we didn't even go to Canada, and we just need to drop off our Canadian freind. We're directed down to the little border crossing building so they can check our stories. Cue the standing in line, freaking out about being EXILED FROM AMERICA FOREVER. Being a government office, that gets to go on for half an hour.

Of course, we get up to the guy behind the counter, tell him that we never went to Canada, he takes our IDs and is all "I'll have you guys out of here in 5 minutes." We about cry and kiss his feet. Seriously.

We get out of customs (thank god) and get turned around heading to the truck crossing where we can actually pull over at the border grocery store and turn around before encountering CANADA. We pull over, look around, realize we have no idea how to turn around. There's three lanes of COMPLETELY stopped traffic between us and the southbound lanes (not to mention a concrete wall) and Canada is only a couple yards away.

That, and we have to pee.

Leo goes to get directions (us dumb Americans again), whilst the rest of us check out the terrible gas-station bathroom out back. The girl's bathroom is typically devoid of toilet paper is both dingy stalls, and out of paper towels at the sinks. I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS. So I go over to the men's bathroom. (I'm Androgyneous, so who cares which bathroom I use?) The stall there is well stocked, with two spare rolls sitting on top of the toilet. There's even an extra roll of Paper Towels next to the sink.

I bring them back into the girl's bathroom and BECOME THE BATHROOM HERO.

. . . then we dropped off Koohii headed back south back to Seattle. The end.

So, TL;DR, my International Crime Spree has come to an end. They caught me at the border. Fun fun on a Sunday night.
  • Mood: Delighted
  • Listening to: Rip it Up
  • Reading: My Theater History Textbook
  • Watching: Christine
  • Drinking: Root Beer

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Grey-wingedBlitz Featured By Owner Jul 21, 2014
Hi! It's Thunderwyvern from the barbecue meet recenty 0vvv0.
midoriheyashi Featured By Owner Mar 24, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
yo- it's savannah from 5 years ago at highschool- how's it goin ?
exdraghunt Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013
Oh. Hello! Going fairly well. What's up?
midoriheyashi Featured By Owner Mar 25, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
i was wondering if you might have time for a comission ? of a furry cosplay ? it's only consist of the head, paws, and tail
Master-Hermes Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
You going to Rain Furrest this year?
Master-Hermes Featured By Owner Jun 28, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Hey Ed, how's it going?
Jrd89 Featured By Owner May 10, 2012
I like your Rhamphy suit. It's really awesome. :) **I'm just a general pterosaur fan** I love that Rhamphy though. ;) (both suit, and drawings)
MorphRangerGodess0 Featured By Owner May 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
We still on for see the Avengers at the olympic tomorrow?
exdraghunt Featured By Owner May 7, 2012
Totally on. I went and saw it on Saturday, so I'm ready for viewing number #2. (least this means I'll be on the same page as you)
MorphRangerGodess0 Featured By Owner May 7, 2012  Hobbyist General Artist
Yay, I'm not gonna spoiler you by sitting there crying as Loki stabs Phil and when I starts squeeing right before the Hulk opens a can of whoop ass on Loki. Meet there about 7pm. I'll bring my popcorn bucket. Looks like no bargain price for it, :(.
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